My first wood working project was a dog house. Did good on the walls and sides but you should have seen the roof didn't come together the way it should have. About a good 3" higher on one side told my parents it was a sky light.
Then I even built a cellar out of bricks under it needed a ramp for the poor dog to get in the house.
Funny the damn dog never used the darn thing. Wonder why.
He must have know something.
I tell my parents what kind of projects I do now even send pictures but they still get me on that dog house I built when I was a kid.
It's like they are black mailing me on that one yet.