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Old 08-07-2006, 11:52 AM   #8
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A {insert hair color here} female was having a rotten day. She had been fired from her job, found her car had been dinged in the parking garage, and spilled grape soda on her shirt at lunch. As she was driving home, she wondered how this day could get any worse. As she pulled into her driveway, she thought something looked strange at her front door. To her horror, she found her door had been kicked in, and all her cherished belongings strewn about her house.

That was the final straw. She broke down in hysterics, sobbing as she called the police. The dispacher was so overwhelmed by the call, she sent someone over right away. The closest available officer was a K-9 unit who was giving a demonstration at the elementary school just a couple of streets over. He quickly left and went to comfort the woman.

The {insert hair color here} woman was still sobbing in the midst of the mess left by the intruder when she heard sirens coming down the street. She ran to the door to meet the officer. As she opened her door, the officer was unloading his K-9 partner from the back, and began heading to her door. As he looked toward the woman, he noticed her head sinking into her hands.

"What is the matter?" he called out. She replied, "It just figures. The worst day of my life. My house is robbed and they send me a blind policeman......."
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