Larry, a blond football star, was jogging down the street when he
saw a building on fire. A lady was standing on a third-story ledge
holding her pet cat in her arms.
"Hey lady!" yelled Larry. "Throw me the cat!"
"No!" she cried. "It's too far!"
"I play football, I can catch him!"
The smoke was pouring from the windows, and finally the woman waved
to Larry, kissed her cat goodbye, and tossed it down to the street.
Larry kept his eye on the cat as it came plunging down toward him.
The feline bounced off an awning and Larry ran into the street to
catch it. He jumped six feet into the air and made a spectacular,
one-handed catch. The crowd that had gathered to watch the fire
broke into cheers.
Larry did a little dance, lifted the cat above his head, wiggled
his knees back and forth...
...then spiked the cat into the pavement.
(My apologies to cat lovers..) |