Thought I'd throw one in here where the woman gets the upper hand for a change ...
CIA Job Opening for an Assassin
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists — two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
“We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her.” The first man said.“You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife,”
The agent replied “Then you’re not the right man for this job."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I just can’t kill my wife.” The agent replied, “You obviously don’t have what it takes. Get your wife and go home.”
Finally, it was the woman’s turn and she was told that she had to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Seconds later shots rang out … one shot after another after another. Then they heard screaming, crashing and banging on the walls.
After several minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, gasping for breath. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, “You guys didn’t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks ... I had to beat him to death with the chair.” |