OK. This involves a blonde working with wood.
A bloke's wife meets with a nasty accident involving a road roller. He goes to the local monumental masons to order a grave marker in her favourite wood and the boss tells him he'll get the new girl (a blonde) on to it right away.
Asked if he wants anything more than the name and birth/death dates the feller says he wants the quote, " God she was Thine."
A week later he arrives to collect the marker only to find the inscription reads, " God she was thin." He chews out the blonde telling her she's missed out the 'e' on the inscription. " Don't worry," she tells him. "I'll fix it. Call back tomorrow."
When he turns up next day the blonde's nowhere to be found but the grave marker is waiting for him at the office. The inscription now reads, "Ee God, she was thin."
