Harry,
I have been reading your terrorist plot about trying to convert all of us 6' 4" Up Aboves by you Short Down Unders to the metric system. This got me to thinking that perhaps you should hold a contest (competition) and offer metric rules and tapes as prizes to the losers since they are the ones who need these items most to do a better job. I am most sure I could win this kind of contest hands down.
So.... what do you say? Isn't this a great idea? I'm sure you will jump at the chance and you don't even have to thank me for coming up with it.
I just could not resist so don't buy airline tickets just to come whip my behind
