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The teacher held two glasses up,one contained water,the other whiskey in a demonstration to his class of seven year old kids re the evils of booze.He then dropped a worm in each glass.The worm in the water remained alive while the one in the whiskey died. He said "now children,what does this prove"? Little Tommy jumped up & said,"If you drink whiskey you'll never have worms". James jj777746

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One of my favorite teachers, Mr. Kadosaki, used to say he sipped whiskey strictly for medicinal purposes.

I think it was because of his students....

Unfortunately I didn't realize how important some of the stories he used to share about his service in WWII were. Studying the topic later on , I wish I could have asked him more questions!

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Quick thinking. lol Thanks for the humor - don't shoot me - but I've gotta steal it to pass it on. Have a great day........
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... Little Tommy jumped up & said,"If you drink whiskey you'll never have worms". James jj777746
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Smart kid. The country still has hope IF we can contain the other 50%.
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Don't forget that fish procreate in water too and use it for their bathroom. N
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Don't forget that fish procreate in water too and use it for their bathroom. N
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