The teacher held two glasses up,one contained water,the other whiskey in a demonstration to his class of seven year old kids re the evils of booze.He then dropped a worm in each glass.The worm in the water remained alive while the one in the whiskey died. He said "now children,what does this prove"? Little Tommy jumped up & said,"If you drink whiskey you'll never have worms". James jj777746
You can't drive a bridge spike with a tack hammer(so I'm told)
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