bobj3

What the heck put 4 legs on it and use it for the coffee table in the front room hahaha

In that way they can roll you off the chair and let you drop right in, LOL LOL

Just trying to made it a bit lighter Glenmore take it easy bud...

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karateed

Or.....you could put it in water, add a sheet to it and go sailing on a warm day....
Might be a bit rough though if you have to 'batten down the hatches'.

Ed......;-)

BrianS

Hey, isn't that "coffin table" ?

Brian

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Hamlin

Unfortunetly, I believe you won't be able to get buried on your own property. I do know for a fact that here in KS, it's against the law.

Bob, I saw the very episode in which you spoke of. They are very cheaply made. Spooky aint it.

Glenmore, I have to agree with Harry with this one.

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harrysin

I didn't realise that we had so many clever comedians on the forum, keep it up.

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angus

Get on the internet and type in plans to build a casket - at least 20 web sites popped up.
I've been telling my wife for years I was going to build one for myself with casters and a rope on one end so she could pull me to the cemetery and wouldn't have to worry about getting pallbearers. She didn't appreciate the idea and said that a garbage can was cheaper and since they had two handles, so she would only have to recruit two pallbearers.
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Glenmore

Wouldn't work Ed I'm not Norwegion. Plus authorities would like me on fire on the lakes around here.

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Mike

Given the high price of caskets just tell your wife to call a moving company and have them crate you up. They can also provide transportation.

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Glenmore

Yeah Mike good idea if I go before you she could move me to your place.

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harrysin

Glenmore, I have sent you Mikes address via email, but hope he will still live there when it's needed.

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