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tim lemley · 01-22-2008, 06:28 PM

What would you like to hear in your casket?

3 friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?
The first guy says," I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."
The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say ... Look, He's Moving!

**harrysin** · 01-22-2008, 11:46 PM

Good one Tim.

AxlMyk · 01-23-2008, 06:44 PM

Glenmore;
I believe a burnable casket is required. They are made out of thick cardboard. When we lost our son 3 years ago, that's what we were required to buy.

**Glenmore** · 01-23-2008, 06:50 PM

Sorry to hear of your loss Mike . Going to call the local funeral home and find out for sure and to make sure that it's legal.

**harrysin** · 01-23-2008, 08:47 PM

Now let us forget such morbid things for a while Glenmore and see some more of you're pens, with photo-shoots of course.

curiousgeorge · 01-23-2008, 10:43 PM

Yeah, Harry! Go get 'em! MORE PICS!

fibertech · 01-23-2008, 11:45 PM

I think we should name Harry the Chairman of the Photography Dept. -Derek

**Glenmore** · 01-24-2008, 07:36 AM

Don't you guys worry you are getting pics of the coffin with me in it. Just to make sure I fit.

And I second that Derek he should be voted in for the gallery.

karateed · 01-24-2008, 08:29 AM

All in favour, say "aye"

Ed......:-)

seawolf21 · 01-24-2008, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glenmore

Hey guys not to be morbib or anything like that. I'm looking for a simple pine box casket plan. Intend to make me a coffin for myself. Checked with the local funeral home and it was almost $1000.00 for a burnable coffin for me to get cremated. So I figured this would be my project for this year and put into storage when my beloved has to bury me. With all the health issuses that I have figured better be a little prepared for it. So I hope someone can help me out with this one.

Hey Glenmore if you want to get fancy, Rockler has a plan for $14.99.

Gary

http://www.rockler.com/search_result...15&submit.y=11

01-22-2008, 06:28 PM	#21
tim lemley Registered User Jr. Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 18 View tim lemley's Gallery	Report This Post! What would you like to hear in your casket? 3 friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy says," I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man." The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow." The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say ... Look, He's Moving! __________________ Tim Lemley
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01-22-2008, 11:46 PM	#22
harrysin Forum Contributer Supreme Forum King Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Western Australia Posts: 3,031 View harrysin's Gallery	Report This Post! Good one Tim. __________________ *Harry*
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01-23-2008, 06:44 PM	#23
AxlMyk Registered User Forum King Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Hartland, Mi. Posts: 946 View AxlMyk's Gallery	Report This Post! Glenmore; I believe a burnable casket is required. They are made out of thick cardboard. When we lost our son 3 years ago, that's what we were required to buy. __________________ Mike - Retired FoMoCo Tradesman My Gallery @ http://www.routerforums.com/axlmyks-stuff/
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01-23-2008, 06:50 PM	#24
Glenmore Forum Moderator Supreme Forum King Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Mountain Top Pennsylvania Posts: 1,536 View Glenmore's Gallery	Report This Post! Sorry to hear of your loss Mike . Going to call the local funeral home and find out for sure and to make sure that it's legal. __________________ Glenmore Days without wood working are days not worth getting up for.
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01-23-2008, 08:47 PM	#25
harrysin Forum Contributer Supreme Forum King Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Western Australia Posts: 3,031 View harrysin's Gallery	Report This Post! Now let us forget such morbid things for a while Glenmore and see some more of you're pens, with photo-shoots of course. __________________ *Harry*
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01-23-2008, 10:43 PM	#26
curiousgeorge Registered User Supreme Forum King Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Fort Worth,Texas USA Posts: 1,411 View curiousgeorge's Gallery	Report This Post! Yeah, Harry! Go get 'em! MORE PICS! __________________ George If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem...
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01-23-2008, 11:45 PM	#27
fibertech Registered User Forum Geek Join Date: May 2005 Location: Everett, WA USA Posts: 334 View fibertech's Gallery	Report This Post! I think we should name Harry the Chairman of the Photography Dept. -Derek
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01-24-2008, 07:36 AM	#28
Glenmore Forum Moderator Supreme Forum King Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Mountain Top Pennsylvania Posts: 1,536 View Glenmore's Gallery	Report This Post! Don't you guys worry you are getting pics of the coffin with me in it. Just to make sure I fit. And I second that Derek he should be voted in for the gallery. __________________ Glenmore Days without wood working are days not worth getting up for.
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01-24-2008, 08:29 AM	#29
karateed Registered User Forum King Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Squamish, BC Posts: 649 View karateed's Gallery	Report This Post! All in favour, say "aye" Ed......:-)
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