"But this Laguna is made in Italy!" he said.
Tired of his over-the top sales pitch I replied, "So is Fiat and Mussolini - that didn't turn out well, did it?"
I was made in Italy too, and I find your response hilarious.
BTW - I like your signature. I too was in law enforcement for 25 years - used to say "if stupidity was against the law, the jails would be full"