As a not so funny side note. This is a story from my Dad ( he worked for PT&T, when there was an AT&T) anyway the linesmen used to use Yankee screwdrivers when working on the poles. Finally AT&T outlawed their use. linesmen would reach their arm around the pole to get leverage. But oops, the were slipping off the screw and jamming the screwdriver into their arm. And before anyone says no such thing happened, my Father had a genuine, AT&T labeled, Yankee Screwdriver located in his toolbox at home.