An 84-year-old man is having a drink in Harpoon
Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a
few seats away.
The girl is so attractive that he just can't
take his eyes off her.
After a short while, the girl notices him
staring, and approaches him.
Before the man has time to apologize, the girl
looks him deep in the eyes and says to him in a
sultry tone:"I'll do anything you'd like.
Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams,
it doesn't matter how extreme or unusual it is,
I'm game. I want $100, and there's another
Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events,
the man asks her what her condition is.
"You have to tell me what you want me to do in
just three words."
The man takes a moment to consider the offer
from the beautiful woman.
He whips out his wallet and puts $100 dollars
into her hand...
He then looks her square in the eyes, and says
slowly and clearly: "Paint my house."
Our needs change as we get older, and we tend to
look for bargains
Nothing but heaven itself is better than a friend who is really a friend. - Plautus