I love the idea! However, looking at the placement of the pyramids, I'm thinking I would move the pyramids over just a smidge one way or another (depending on if the person is right or left-handed.) Seems too centered. For me, it would need to go a smidge to the left, enough to hold the meat, and give me more carving room. I see me making mistakes, and the knife hitting the pyramids where they currently sit. I would want them a little more towards the back of the meat, so I'm not having to move the meat so often as to not hit those pyramids.
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