Bomb shelter, root cellar, storm shelter, treasure vault, family burial vault, underground railroad safe haven, torture chamber, UFO hideout, Jimmy Hoffa. Or possibly someone could read the future and did it just to drive you nuts. I can come up with more if you want.
"It ain't what you're told, it's what you know." - Granny Weatherwax
Fawkahwe tribal police SWAT Team
Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.
.....Call me a craftsman, artisan, or artistic, and I will accept that. Call me an artist and you will likely get a quite rude comment in return. I am not a @#$%ing artist.