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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 01-30-2009, 12:26 PM Thread Starter
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@ 70 degrees
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Michigan swim in the Lakes.

@ 60 degrees
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Michigan sunbathe.

@ 50 degrees
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Michigan plant gardens.

@ 40 degrees
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Michigan drive with the windows down.

@ 32 degrees
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Erie water gets thicker.

@ 20 degrees
Floridians put on coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats.
People in Michigan throw on a hoody.

@ 15 degrees
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.

@ 10 degrees
People in Miami all die.
Wolverines lick the flagpole.

@ 0 degrees
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Michigan get out their winter coats.

@ -10 degrees
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door.

@ -25 degrees
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Michigan Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold

@ -30 degrees
Mount St. Helen's freezes.
People in Michigan rent some videos.

@ -40 degrees
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Spartans get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.

@ -45 degrees
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Michigan complain about farmers with cold hands.

@ -60 degrees
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in Michigan start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"

@ -100 degrees
Hell freezes over.
The Detroit Lions win the Super Bowl!

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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 01-30-2009, 02:14 PM
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Right after the Seahawks?
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Good description. HA HA
At -110 & hell is froze solid, pigs can fly &
Alaska gets a football team.

Originally from Pittsburgh area, so GO STEELERS.

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