A simplified urine test that may be relevant for us!!?? - Router Forums
  • 13 Post By harrysin
  • 2 Post By Stick486
  • 1 Post By Knothead47
  • 2 Post By papasombre
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-18-2019, 12:22 AM Thread Starter
Honored Member
harrysin's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2007
Country: Australia
First Name: Harry
Posts: 14,621
Send a message via Skype™ to harrysin
Default A simplified urine test that may be relevant for us!!??

Go outside and pee in the garden.

# If ants gather:- diabetes.
# If you pee on your feet:- prostate.
# if it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.
# if when you shake it & your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis.
# if you return to your room with your member hanging outside your pants:- Alzheimer
kp91, jw2170, CharleyL and 10 others like this.


Nothing but heaven itself is better than a friend who is really a friend. - Plautus

harrysin is offline  
Sponsored Links
post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-18-2019, 05:30 AM
Official Greeter
jw2170's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2008
Country: Australia
First Name: James
Posts: 18,329
Send a message via Skype™ to jw2170

As Stick would say, "VOE?".......LOL

Sydney, Australia

I don't mind if other members disagree with my comments.
I don't profess to know everything, and I may learn something new.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."

jw2170 is offline  
post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-18-2019, 05:35 AM
Forum Contributor
Stick486's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2013
Country: United States
First Name: Stick
Posts: 25,566

what a pisser..
jw2170 and Danman1957 like this.

This would have been the week that I'd have finished chewing thru the restraints...
If only new layers hadn't been added....

Forget the primal scream, just ROAR!!!
"SNORK Mountain Congressional Library and Taxidermy”
Stick486 is online now  
Sponsored Links
post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-18-2019, 07:47 AM
Registered User
Knothead47's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2010
Country: United States
First Name: John
Posts: 2,550

jw2170 likes this.

John T.
Life is like water-skiing; if you slow down, you go down.
Knothead47 is offline  
post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-18-2019, 07:58 AM
Registered User
papasombre's Avatar
Join Date: Sep 2011
Country: Venezuela
First Name: Alexis
Posts: 1,762
Send a message via Yahoo to papasombre

I just read the spanish version of this joke. It was funny for me. The test is for free but we can't´get any medicine prescription.
jw2170 and Herb Stoops like this.

We, woodworkers are everywhere!!!
papasombre is offline  

Quick Reply

Register Now

In order to be able to post messages on the Router Forums forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome