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EAR HAIR

My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian.

He found that the problem was hair in its ears.

He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.

The vet then proceeded to tell her that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store to get some "Nair" hair remover.
At the register the druggist tells her, "If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days."
She says: "I'm not using it under my arms."
The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days."
She says: "I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."
The druggist says: "Stay off your bicycle for a week."



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A new, supermarket opened in Abilene , Texas .
It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.

Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.


When you pass the milk case, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onion.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle,
and the air is filled with the pleasant aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.




...I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.

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Those jokes gentlemen are great, but we do have a joke of the day area!
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I can't always find it.



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Derek, I hope this change of hat from woodworker to comedian isn't permanent, a new project is overdue!

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Harry, I just havn't had time to make anything for a while, I have been busy researching facts for a magazine article which I have entitled "The Detruction Of the Wychwood Forest."
Together with many old photoraphs of more than a hundred years old,
it's all going well at the moment.
As for the jokes, if they wern't sent to me, I couln't pass them on.



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Harry,
I'm just finishing 20 aeroplanes for the village fete, as you suggested, 20 yo,yo's next.



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I can't wait to see them Derek.

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20 aeroplanes? you make them out of paper or wood?

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