My first tour in Germany, we used German made TP. And they had not quite got it perfected yet. You knew the TP was made from wood, because every roll had splinters, not a huge amount, but you certainly knew when you found one. They had it perfected by my second tour.
"It ain't what you're told, it's what you know." - Granny Weatherwax
Fawkahwe tribal police SWAT Team
Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.
.....Call me a craftsman, artisan, or artistic, and I will accept that. Call me an artist and you will likely get a quite rude comment in return. I am not a @#$%ing artist.