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I snatched this from another forum.

A blond lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.The man walked up to the car and asked, 'Are you going to San Diego?'

'Sure,' answered the blond, 'do you need a lift ?'

'Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me ? I' ll give you $100 for your trouble..'

'I would be happy to,' said the blond. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified!! There was the blond walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd.

With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blond.'What the heck are you doing here ?' he demanded, 'I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo.'

'Yes, I know you did,' said the blond,' but we had money left over---so now we're going to Sea World.'

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A good one Gene, even though it's not under "joke of the day"

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Harry it did not qulify for joke of the day. It was just a little humor.
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Harry it did not qulify for joke of the day. It was just a little humor.
How does a joke qualify??

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How does a joke qualify??
It has to be funny.

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"How does a joke qualify??"

If you want me to be pedantic, a joke is something said or done which excites laughter, I'm sure that Gene's post well and truly qualifies!

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"How does a joke qualify??"

If you want me to be pedantic, a joke is something said or done which excites laughter, I'm sure that Gene's post well and truly qualifies!
Pedantic - Harry?????????????????????????????????????????:un sure:
What are you, some kind of pedagogue????????????????????
Some kind of pedant??????????????????????????Maybe??????
You are definitely a disingenuous type of biped.
Need I say more????????????????????




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Pedantic - Harry?????????????????????????????????????????:un sure:
What are you, some kind of pedagogue????????????????????
Some kind of pedant??????????????????????????Maybe??????
You are definitely a disingenuous type of biped.
Need I say more????????????????????
pedantic Dave........one who insists on strict adherence to formal rules

pedagogue............good one Dave, it fits the situation

disingenuous.........if anything, I would have considered myself an ingenuous biped!


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