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My daughter yells the cats need food. I yell back you have two hands open a couple of cans. See says but I am tired, I died my hair and drove all over shopping. I say but I went to Lowes bought wood and build a fence to keep the dog in the back yard. She says to me, if you weren't so good at wood working that would count but your are so it doesn't. NOW how can I argue with that. LOL

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I guess you feed the cats!

SMART daughter you have there!

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Yes I am good at woodworking and now I am building a coffin , how tall are ya missy

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Build a kitty door and let the cats feed themselves. This way you get to do what you are good at and and the cats can learn what they are supposed to be good at!!

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Children always have a way with us. Funny sometimes though.
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Yes I am good at woodworking and now I am building a coffin , how tall are ya missy
what a great response!
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Kids be like a spouse??? Can't live with them, Can't live without them. (At least that is how it is when you are blessed with them.) I sure love mine, WOW!!!!!!!
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You have a dog proof fence now, get bigger dogs and there will be no cats to feed. The dogs probably will not need feeding for a day or two to either. The daughter might behave as well for some unknown reason.

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Yes I am good at woodworking and now I am building a coffin , how tall are ya missy
Response from daughter: "Huh? ... I can't hear you over the can-opener."
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