Wow Harry! I don't know who I'm impressed with more... you, for the ability to make the spikes workable, or the person who asked you to do it, for the ingenuity/creativity of using the spikes as coat hangers! LOL Love that idea! (I would have to put them on wood and hang the plaque, living in an apartment)
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Henry A. Kissinger
If you choose to poke at a bee hive, be prepared to get stung.