You might be a wood working / Router junkie if......
You stop to inspect and study things out in public, friends house, stores, etc. with wood working in mind.
Case in point:
You might be a router / wood working junkie if you Wifey comes over and asks:
Wifey: What are you looking at?
Noddy: I'm looking at this joint right here.
Noddy: Because I'm trying to figure out which bit they used to create it.
Wifey: :rolling eyes / walking away:
You might be a wood working / router junkie if: