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My wife sent me this facebook post:
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Rotten. .. just Rotten
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And I thought it was funny, Barb,HAHAHA. Sorry

My wife was told by the doctor she might be allergic to the cat,(my cat) causing her to break out. I was in the doctors office with her and the doctor said, get rid of the cat, I said the cat stays. She got over her rash.

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And I thought it was funny, Barb,HAHAHA. Sorry

My wife was told by the doctor she might be allergic to the cat,(my cat) causing her to break out. I was in the doctors office with her and the doctor said, get rid of the cat, I said the cat stays. She got over her rash.

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the pet stays...
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You got me with the thread title, the joke is awesome!
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Does she do windows?

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Darn right the dog stays!! Lock them both out in the rain, let them in one at a time... see which one is the happiest to see you...

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And I thought it was funny, Barb,HAHAHA. Sorry

My wife was told by the doctor she might be allergic to the cat,(my cat) causing her to break out. I was in the doctors office with her and the doctor said, get rid of the cat, I said the cat stays. She got over her rash.

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The cat can go... only need one in the house and it don't need a litter box. now a dog? Take some benedryll and get over it
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In somewhat of a similar vein:

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It was an ad for a black lab puppy.

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