Some Years Ago, there was a Mensa Convention in Sydney.
Mensa, as you know, is A National Organization for People who have An IQ of 140 or Higher.
Several of The Mensa Members went out for Lunch at a Local Cafe.
When they sat down,
1 of them discovered that The Salt Shaker contained Pepper
& The Pepper Shaker was full of Salt.
How could they Swap The Contents of The 2 Bottles
without spilling any & using only The Implements At Hand?
Clearly this was A Job for Mensa Minds.
The Group debated the Problem,
Presented Ideas & finally came up with A Brilliant Solution
involving A Napkin, a Straw & an Empty Saucer.
They called The Waitress over, ready to Dazzle Her with Their Solution.
"Miss", they said," We couldn't help but notice that The Pepper Shaker contains Salt &
The Salt Shaker – ".
But before they could finish, the Waitress interrupted, "Oh! Sorry about that".
She leaned over The Table, Unscrewed the Caps of Both Bottles & Switched Them.
There was Dead Silence at The Mensa Table.
Kinda reminds ya of The Government, doesn't it.
Nothing but heaven itself is better than a friend who is really a friend. - Plautus