Almost as bad as:
1. the guy who left his wallet on the counter after a bank robbery.
2. the guy who counterfeited money...........with his picture on the bills.
3. the identified getaway car that ran out of gas two blocks from the bank.
4. the guy who stole a Jaguar sedan. When the officer was questioning the owner about contents of the car, she mentioned that her cell phone was in it. The officer called her cell phone, said he saw the ad advertising her car for sale. He would like to see it and pay cash. Guess how many police cars were at the meeting place?
Some people just don't swim in the gene pool.
Life is like water-skiing; if you slow down, you go down.