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|Today 11:44 AM|
Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. |
Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.
Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real ***** to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.
New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.
This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it each year.
|Today 11:42 AM|
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. |
Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the spot only to find a British soldier selling regimental ties.
The Taliban asked, "Do you have water..?"
The soldier replied, "There is no water here, the well is dry. Would you like to buy a tie instead..? They are only £5."
The Taliban shouted, "You idiot infidel..! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water..! I should kill you, But I must find water first..!"
"OK," said the soldier, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me.
I will show you that I am bigger than that, and that I am a much better human being than you.
If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find our Sergeant's Mess. It has all the ice cold water you need. InshaAllah."
Cursing him, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.
Several hours later he staggered back, collapsed with dehydration & rasped ....
"They won't let me in without a f****n’ tie..!
|Today 10:19 AM|
|Today 09:03 AM|
|swarfmaker||Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one's view's and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.|
|Yesterday 11:57 PM|
|thomas1389||When humour returns, it shall rise again.|
|Yesterday 01:46 PM|
|Oakwerks||Is "Joke a Day" thread dead ??|
|10-03-2020 10:48 PM|
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|10-03-2020 08:21 PM|
Originally Posted by JOAT View Post
|10-03-2020 12:15 PM|
|JOAT||Was at the lake this weekend and while I was launching the boat I overheard two young guys in their twenties talking. One was complaining that his girlfriend just wouldn't leave him alone. He did look worn out. Said she'd kept him up all night. Wanted him like four times a day. I walked over to his boat leaned on the rail, looked him dead in the eye and said: Marry her, that will put an end to all this nonsense!|
|09-29-2020 01:54 PM|
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