Soap vomiting unicorn
Several bummers about this one. It's not wood. It needs a 3D printer to make, and is a bit gross - but you get around the gross part by making one for someone you don't much like. Hehehe
Now if it were a dragon, instead of a unicorn, I would definitely consider it - if I had a 3D printer, which I don't, and don't plan on getting one. But, here it is. Soap Vomiting Unicorn
"It ain't what you're told, it's what you know." - Granny Weatherwax
Fawkahwe tribal police SWAT Team
Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.
.....Call me a craftsman, artisan, or artistic, and I will accept that. Call me an artist and you will likely get a quite rude comment in return. I am not a @#$%ing artist.