Stupid Router usage
The user not the router.
Many years ago, way before digital cameras so no pics, I was making small games with my router. It turned out that I needed one more and since I had taken the router off of the table I was going to be quick and hold the router upside down between my knees while cutting the channels in a wood base. The base flew into the wall, the bit cut into the end of my middle finger, and I was so VERY glad that the router fell away from me. We all learn from each other but it could have really bad and though embarrassing I hope to never hear that anyone hear does something so stupid.