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This is indeed worrying
Beer contains female hormones.
Last month,Sydney University and C.S.I.R.O. scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at there beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To Test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :

91) Argued over nothing

(2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

(3) Gained weight .

(4) Talked excessively without making sense.

(5) Became overly emotional.

(6) Couldn't drive.

(7) Failed to think rationally.

(8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

Please warn all your mates about drinking too much beer.
 

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If the beer is there it's their beer; if it's here, keep your mitts off... :)
no matter where it is it isn't safe w/ this crowd...
 

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no problemo...

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Stick, I cautioned you about giving out too much information. Now Dan knows how we plan to assault...the next thing is you'll probably show a picture of the tanker we have lined up for product transport.
 

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Stick, I cautioned you about giving out too much information. Now Dan knows how we plan to assault...the next thing is you'll probably show a picture of the tanker we have lined up for product transport.
which one???
the Doug (kp91), Ficheiro or the AirBus 600 style..
 

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Very pedantic Neville. Looks as though you have had too much beer
 

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Hi, Harold.
It is not only in Australia, here is the same. I think this is a pandemic!!!
 

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