[woodknots]

"The magazines are loaded"

Oh, THOSE magazines - I thought they were the type you take to the "library" when you need some alone time!!!!

The only thing I carry in my front pants pocket, when I'm out, is my wallet. If some pick pocket is trying to take it, I'll damn well know their hand is in there

 

[DesertRatTom]

...Humans a creatures of habit they say !

More than most of us realize. Habits make life more effective in many ways, but once in awhile you have to check with reality or calamity insues. In language, you'd call this running on automatic.

 

[JOAT]

"The magazines are loaded"

Oh, THOSE magazines - I thought they were the type you take to the "library" when you need some alone time!!!!

The only thing I carry in my front pants pocket, when I'm out, is my wallet. If some pick pocket is trying to take it, I'll damn well know their hand is in there

Yep, those kind. The reading kind I keep in the front room, no live in, so have plenty of alone time, and hoping to change that relatively soon.

Where do you carry your car and house keys then? Or do we want to know?

 

[baran]

I once heard that the older you get the better your memory becomes, but I can't remember where I heard that.
Ya know the great thing about getting old is you can watch rerun tv shows and view them as new ones
OK one more
even though I am an old dinosaur I still have a photographic memory, unfortunately no one develops film any more...

 

[mimac]

I only need one book and I can hide my own Easter egg.

 

[woodknots]

I only need one book and I can hide my own Easter egg.

Easter Sunday and April Fools Day fell on the same day this year - you must have had a heck of a time trying to find those Easter eggs that weren't actually hidden.

 

[mimac]

Everyday is April Fools, unfortunately I never remember that.

 

[Knothead47]

Bumper sticker- 40 is not old if you are a tree.

 

[JOAT]

Signs of growing old.