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An oldie, but a goodie, Dan.

I wet myself laughing every time I hear it........
 

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... Snork!!!!
 
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If only she didn't sound so serious! Reminds me of a post by new a neighbor (not proximal fortunately) who was planning to raise a few chickens and wanted to know if she should "get a rooster to protect them". Why am I :surprise: ?
 

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what's the chances she's the BBQ'ers neighbor...
 
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And these people vote.

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Yes, and no matter what facts or explanations you offer, she is right and you will not convince her otherwise.

She needs to retake a driving test. If she doesn't understand this sign, what about the others?
 

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A few years ago I saw a young 3 point bull moose headed up a bank to the highway between Lumby and Lavington, BC. It was midday and the highway was pretty busy. I thought the moose might just o ahead across the highway but it got to the edge, looked both ways, waited for everyone to stop, and then he headed across the highway and up the hill on the other side.

I figure that moose must have a way higher IQ than this girl does.
 

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Would this be the same as moving all the safety precautions out of your manual and putting them in someone else's...?
 

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Would this be the same as moving all the safety precautions out of your manual and putting them in someone else's...?
just yours...
 

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Obviously someone thought that spot needed a sign even though there was no other good reason.
 

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Signs, Signs, Everywhere there's signs.
Blocking out the scenery. Breaking my mind.
Do this! Don't do that! Can't you read the signs?
At least it isn't a designated deer crossing!
 

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Signs, Signs, Everywhere there's signs.
Blocking out the scenery. Breaking my mind.
Do this! Don't do that! Can't you read the signs?
another stuck in head tune...
thanks Dan..
what's next....
 
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Hummm - Not in use... I need that sign. I bet I could cause a lot of consternation with that out here in front of my house. Country Club wives you know. Headed home. My yard is a deer crossing too! Oh joy and exaltation. Indeed, everywhere a sign.
 

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Some people just don't have the tools. Maybe there needs to be a psych test along with the drivers exam, it could weed out the deficient.
 

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Some people just don't have the tools. Maybe there needs to be a psych test along with the drivers exam, it could weed out the deficient.
Yikes! Look at all the people you'd put out of work...
-autobody mechanics
-Insurance adjusters
-Lawyers
-tow truck operators
-traffic cops
-meter maids
-etc.
>:)
 
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