TP Dispenser

I made a pattern template,then a mock-up first to see if I liked it.
Herb

Nice, nice choice of wood too. Sure beats the old way.

Well that has to be the fanciest TP hanger I've ever seen. Even has a beer holder shelf! Let's face it, TP doesn't get the respect it deserves and most people don't even realize it till it isn't there. I remember waaay back when I was just a lad working at the UVA Police department and living out in the country heading home after the 4-12 shift. That bad feeling hitting you in the middle of nowhere and still 10-15 minutes from home. Home being a crappy one bedroom efficiency with a really small bathroom being just a small corner sink and crapper. My first wife of just weeks had gotten a kitten that had been trouble all day so she put it in the bathroom to get it out of the way for a while. When I finally got home and into that bathroom the only thing I saw was that kitten and that last roll of TP shredded all over the floor. I could only think of one alternative but instead I tossed the kitten out of the room. I was not a happy camper. Experience tells me shredded TP is a very poor choice but better than none at all. Nough said.

Herb, that holder is fit for a king. Nice touch.

Steve; you could have just used the kitten...