Reading this (to me) looks like a joke being set-up. Can the workpiece not be rotated?
Take me for instance, I am horizontal at night - yet vertical during the day. Did you know that odd street numbers are ALWAYS on the left side of the road? Even street numbers are ALWAYS on the right side of the road! If you think this is incorrect, simply look at the street from a different perspective!
Also 74.87% of all statistics are MADE-UP ON THE SPOT!
Otis Guillebeau from Auburn, Georgia