I heard a congressman talk about removing the tag from a mattress like it was a criminal offense. The dummy didn't read the tag that said it can be removed by the consumer. Should have removed the congressman. I like the one on a hair dryer- Don't use in the bathtub or shower.
I'll probably be in prison with Mike. I like to defy authority and open the other end of the pudding box. Mike, do you snore?
Label on charcoal grill- Watch children and pets while burning. LOL
Equestrians are stable people.