You Can Quote Me On That
Make up your own quote, and attribute it to anybody who is famous or in the news. A couple of examples:
"Nah, the bullet missed all my vital organs. It should be okay in a few minutes." - Jack Bauer, almost every Monday night.
"Ever since I started therapy, I've been afraid to pull my wedge out of the bag" - Tiger Woods, a few minutes ago.
"Holy mackerel, Buzz, they've got a Piggly Wiggly up here." - Neil Armstrong to Buzz Aldren, July 20, 1969 on the surface of the moon.
You get the idea. I'll start with this one:
"Can you lend me $20? I'll pay you back tomorrow." - Bernie Madoff, to just about everyone in the world.