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The lonely sailor sat up high in the Crows nest
He momentarily closed his eyes to get a short rest
when he opened them, much to his surprise
a pair of torpedoes were about to hit the Enterprise
It scared him so much into his trousers he messed.
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The twin torpedos narrowly missed the carrier
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The twin torpedos narrowly missed the carrier
with a speed exceeding the sound barrier
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The twin torpedos narrowly missed the carrier
with a speed exceeding the sound barrier
Their Top-Secret technology failed to detect
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The twin torpedos narrowly missed the carrier
with a speed exceeding the sound barrier
Their Top-Secret technology failed to detect
the secret stealth shield that made them deflect
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The twin torpedos narrowly missed the carrier
with a speed exceeding the sound barrier
Their Top-Secret technology failed to detect
the secret stealth shield that made them deflect
criticism nearly as well as the British (uh, now unfortuneately American) Harrier



(Why didn't everyone just let that bird die????)
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Sticking with Limericks.....................

I started the day with love in my heart
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I started the day with love in my heart
Until a newbie showed up and cut a big fart
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I started the day with love in my heart
Until a newbie showed up and cut a big fart
Alas he tried to change the rules
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I started the day with love in my heart
Until a newbie showed up and cut a big fart
Alas he tried to change the rules
A tactic only tried by fools
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