Have you heard a good one lately............tell it here.
I will start us off with...........
Two Irish friends leave the pub. One says to other, 'I can't be
bothered to walk all the way home.'
'I know, me too but we've no money for a cab and we've missed the last bus home.'
'We could steal a bus from the depot.' replies his mate.
They arrive at the bus depot and one goes in to get a bus while the other keeps a look-out.
After shuffling around for ages, the lookout shouts, 'What are you
doing? Have ye not found one yet?'
'I can't find a No. 91'
'Oh Jeysus Christ, ye thick sod, take the No. 14 and we'll walk from the roundabout