Thank you everyone for your help! Today we ordered a Shapeoko XXL and it will be delivered next week! It's not as large as we wanted, but it is still 33" x 33", and we feel we can still do a lot with that, including just chopping up MDF into smaller panels and then re-assembling them later upon installation! They also said that they might be releasing an upgrade kit for XXL in the future in order to make it 4' x 4'.
I can't wait for it to arrive to start learning how to use it! I've never even used a hand-help router before so it'll be fun learning all about it. I've already bookmarked some YouTube videos/tutorials!
I'd also like to point out you guys gave me 2 pages of helpful replies in this community, and at another CNC router community where I posted a similar question ended up only getting me condescending/snotty replies, so good job being nice & friendly to me!