Disco lights: the essential table router accessory! Actually lighting from below could be very useful.
Router curling, an interesting idea. I did watch as much Winter Olympics curling as I could. I still mourn the loss by the Canadian Womens team on the last rock of the 11th end. I was also very impressed by the Paralympic curling champion in the short clip I saw.
On a more serious note, it seems there is no perfect router base material, but I still prefer lexan over aluminum (aluminium). The Oak-Park phenolic base plates have also worked well for me but with my Oak-Park table are always slightly elevated (proud) above the table surface, and that caused me problems with wide stock and glue joint bits. While I could solve the problem by putting pressure on the stock closer to the router bit, it was those problems that caused me to get serious about building my own table (Baltic Birch) using 3/8 in (9.5 mm) lexan.
The reasons I have not used aluminum is that I could not find a square base, the easy destruction of the anodizing material, nor could I drill out the space required to use the Router Raizer. (I am confined to a wheelchair so changing bit heights while the router is in the table is a time-consuming nuisance.) On the other hand, lexan can be worked almost as if it were wood, but some care is required to avoid melting it.